January 2010
57 posts
i heard you are talking shit again
i’m gonna sleep with alllll your friends ;)
my stomach hurts.
maybe its because YOU ARE A JERK.
fromthemouthsofstoners:
Johnnyy:*Electric Feel is on* Danny: dude Johnnyy: what’s up? Danny: if an orgasm was a sound, it would be this sound man
-JJJ
txtsfrmlstnght:
(614): i wish there was a ‘silent except for booty calls’ volume level on my phone
txtsfrmlstnght:
(260): dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian? (1-260): what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
txtsfrmlstnght:
(856): He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
the fuckin way it should be ahhahah JUST KIDDING
txtsfrmlstnght:
(815): man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
annacannabis:
fromchaos:
annacannabis:
...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(661): Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i can't ignore the fact that you left me here
some days you can’t get enough of me. others, you want nothing to do with me. then why have anything to do with me? i get the fact that you are busy, i have my days too. but come on, really? i know the difference from when you are just busy and not wanting to talk to me. maybe i’m overreacting? only today…. only today. i love the fact you think and will continue to remind me that...
“It was so hard for me, but not hard to see, how you could fall for yourself....”
– Max Bemis (via dirtyprettys)
txtsfrmlstnght:
(813): y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you’re going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
fmylife:
Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML
“You know what’s wrong with you, Miss Whoever-you-are? You’re chicken, you’ve got...”
– — Paul Varjak, Breakfast at Tiffany’s
(submitted by talkplaylove)
(via quote-book)
“ Never trust anyone that doesn’t smoke pot or listen to Bob Dylan…Never trust...”
– Ben Kingsley, The Wackness (via quote-book)
txtsfrmlstnght:
(847): Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
“I have laughed about our misfortunes because nobody wanted to weep with me.”
– Rizal (in a letter to Hidalgo) (via quote-book)
